Too old for R Kelly, too young for Aston Kutcher.

I'm at a really veird age, I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. Hey where did that come from? Things are bad when you take quotations from Britney Spears, it hasn't gotten to GW Bush , but at this rate it will be soon. Now what age is this you might say (if there were some1 reading this crap, but if you don't got friends, make 'em up). I'm somewhere between 16 and 36. Mentally 5, physically 55, so 30? nah, age is only a number, pick one you like and stick with the lie, become the lie. Next month I will hold seminars on how to lie on your job application and to your family. Self esteem is another thing I dont understand. Why is it the same with it as with money. Some have all others have none. And why isn't there a pill for the once who lack it. I think the reason being, most labs are ruled by evil selfish ppl, who dont like ppl who dont think of themselves as ugly. Then they're in luck with me. Maybe my self esteem is not low, maybe I'm just realistic. All I know is that me and the mirror are not on speaking terms. Well I'm outy now. bye.